harbek:

ceribri:

brigwife:

America

Are you feeling left out America

Are you

WHAT IS THIS ‘EUROVISION’. IS IT SOME FORM OF NEW 3D TECHNOLOGY BUT IN EUROPE? OH NO WAIT IT’S THAT THING WHERE YOU PLAY AMERICAN IDOL BUT YOU DIDN’T INVITE AMERICA. FINE. I SEE HOW IT IS. WE’RE SO FULL OF TALENT THAT WE GOT DISQUALIFIED.

WELL FINE THEN. WE’LL JUST GO PLAY IN OUR OWN SANDBOX AND NOT INVITE YOU~

*sobs in the corner*

American Idol “began airing on June 11, 2002.”

Eurovision Song Contest “has been broadcast every year since its inauguration in 1956 and is one of the longest-running television programmes in the world.”

It’s older than DOCTOR WHO.

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